Political science: Why cabbage is healthier than apples
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Russian readers can replace the word "National Council" in the text with "State Duma" – the amount will not change from this rearrangement. The rest of the Ukrainian realities are also easy to understand without translation.
Come to health, shanovni druzi!
Opanas Galushka, Komsomolskaya Pravda in Ukraine"
This time, two news items came to the attention of our special correspondent, Grandfather Paras.
Firstly, apples are recognized by Australian scientists as the most useful fruits for humans, and secondly, the cost of parliamentary lunches has increased by 20% in the parliamentary buffet. In this regard, grandfather Paras considered it his civic duty to tell what gifts of nature are useful for Ukrainians, so that deputies could choose dishes for themselves not so much expensive as the most useful for health…
Whatever the Australians say, cabbage is much more useful than apples for our deputy. It is worth the deputy to chop it up properly, so his well–being improves dramatically - a healthy complexion and an unhealthy belly size appear. However, venerable Russian nutritionists advise Ukrainians to refrain from focusing on Brussels sprouts – as this can cause allergies and even a problem with gases.
Potatoes in uniform can be a good source of nutrients. The specific composition of these substances varies depending on what kind of uniform and how many stars he has on his shoulder straps. The richest of all are potatoes, which have lampas and papakha attached to their uniforms.
Boxers who have decided to engage in politics are not recommended to switch to apples immediately, and for some time limit themselves to a pear more familiar to the body.
Horseradish is an important, and often the only source of nutrients on the tables of Ukrainians. Especially genetically modified, containing walrus genes and therefore so called – walrus. However, if ordinary citizens in most cases have nothing but horseradish on a platter, then deputies can afford the luxury of mixing it with buryak.
Buryak is a unique Ukrainian vegetable that has a beneficial effect on national identity. As studies have shown, the higher the self-awareness of a deputy, the more Ukrainian buryak in his diet compared to Russian beetroot. At the moment, the National Council recommends a mixture of them in the proportion of 70 to 30.
Do not forget that the healing properties of plants are due to the land in which they grow. People say that in the absence of vegetables and fruits, it would be possible to eat land, but it is so expensive that not everyone can afford it.
In conclusion, Grandfather Paras would like to note that our parliamentarians themselves are still fruits. Unfortunately, after being elected to the Rada, they quickly take root and become vegetables.
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14.04.2008