Crisis in Russian
Andrey Neshadin, VIPERSON.RU
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According to Zadornov, the American word crisis is close in sound to the word crazy - crazy. Which implies that a few crazy theoretical financiers, with the support of pragmatic practical financiers, inflated not only the financial bubble, but also the entire world economy.
In Russian, the word "crisis" indicates the direction where to get money – to-the-sacristy, i.e. to the sacristy – the treasure vault. Minin and Pozharsky, Peter I, Catherine II and the Bolsheviks resorted to this measure in difficult times. Today, when the church is separated from the state, the treasury is the Stability Fund and gold are the currency reserves of the Central Bank.
And in general, Russian folk tales should be read: who is really a fool, only in the end it is clear, although at first everything seems to be clear, but no, it didn't turn out that way – in a rassey way.
Americans were nervous – Russian assets fell by 75%, all the oligarchs were impoverished by more than half. They rushed to sell their shares, run away from our stock market. What fools! Russians only laugh – they do not play any gambling games with the state in Russia, including the stock market. It can send a "doctor" to any enterprise in the shortest possible time, and this will be worse than any crisis on the stock exchange and, most importantly, is inevitable.
Unlike Forbes' estimates, Russia understands that private property is something that the state cannot reach, whether it's a villa in Spain, a yacht in the Caribbean, or at worst a football club in England. This is your property, and deposits in Russian banks, shares of Russian enterprises and other real estate in Russia are one of the options for public-private partnership in ownership.
It was clear that there would be a crisis two years ago, but the Americans like fools sought to reduce debt, pay off loans, find additional funds. On the contrary, ours have sharply increased their debt, taking loans wherever they give. Why? Yes, because our people understood that a large loan to a large organization is a matter of the organization itself, which can end in bankruptcy, and the debts of large corporations in the amount of the entire gold and foreign exchange reserve of the Central Bank are already a state matter. At the same time, in the regime of public-private partnership in ownership, profit is private property, and debts in this volume are public. Yes, what private owner will invest HIS property in public-private enterprises during the crisis period, pay off debts, and develop production? There is a state for this – let it worry so that banks count money and transfer it, and enterprises work.
Stupid Americans, in order not to reduce production, reduce prices and reduce costs. This is not possible in our sovereign economy. We will reduce production by 20%, but we will not lower the price. Just think, oil has fallen in price, and gasoline has risen in price in the country – a normal dependence, it is necessary to maintain profits, and you, poor car enthusiast, what did you think? And who are you talking to? Live to see the New Year, then you'll understand everything, what an unreasonable one. When you start in February your January salary with January bills to compare to you what the crisis is, who is to blame and who will pay for it, it will immediately come to you.
And if these Yankees will poke into our market with their cheap and high–quality products, then we are not in the WTO - we are moving away from the import duty so quickly that it will not seem enough to buyers. As a last resort, we have Onishchenko – this one will find anything, neutralize and justify the import ban, it has been worked out on Moldovans, Georgians and others. It is necessary to support a domestic manufacturer in a difficult moment, so all the people will support it, and they will not stand for the price.
Who to support? And it's like in a fairy tale about a magpie thief who fed porridge. According to Murphy's law, the one who screams the most gets the most.
Well, the defenders were the first to get in line – the enemies became visible and invisible. True, there is no defense doctrine yet, and it is not yet clear who the adversary should be threatened with, but it is necessary to produce something until they have forgotten how. Yes, they asked, not like in past crises, to be paid on time and with money, and not in two years and with tax benefits.
You see, the builders are pouring in: cement is 40% cheaper – imported with all its transportation is cheaper, no one takes elite housing? It is immediately necessary to establish an import duty on cement of 20%, issue preferential loans for the cement industry, increase the state order for housing, otherwise profitability has fallen to 100%, we save every million, the last profit was transferred abroad two months ago. And as in Chukovsky's fairy tale – and what he sent us last week, we have long since eaten.
VAZ and KAMAZ were asked for money – we are stopping production, we are completely stuck abroad, and Russian buyers are too greedy – they do not want to take either Viburnum or Raspberries for our fair price.
Poultry farmers with Onishchenko on American chickens got mad. They demand to reduce imports, saying that ours is better, but more useful, and what is more expensive – so health is worth a lot. And that they have a person who does not eat meat, is called a "vegetarian", and we have a "pensioner", so they will be healthier, again, it is easier for the Pension Fund.
And it is necessary to maintain the image – we, of course, are better than in Ukraine, Kazakhstan, Belarus and Iceland – these are also in line for "porridge".
So we cook – I gave it to this one, and I gave it to that one, but I didn't give it to this one…
Yes, but always and everything happens at someone's expense. Well, it's clear with highly paid and highly profitable ones – it's too early for them to give up their glamorous habits, no one has touched THEIR property yet, low–income ones are also nothing, they have never had these glamorous habits. It's the middle layer that got under the distribution again, relaxed with cheap loans and salary growth, forgot about the habits of the Russian state once every ten years to the middle class to make a lipoxation of money savings. Now in the spring it is necessary to expect an agricultural boom on suburban fazenda – the older generation will remember the beginning of the 90s and 98 with a flogged ass, and just in case to create their own natural insurance fund
The Americans offer – "Come to us, we will teach you how to manage the economy, how to make maximum profit from income." They do not understand that a stupid thing is not tricky, here in Russia, first you need to learn how to make a profit from losses. To learn artillery business – so that after a salvo, the rollback was normal. And every fool will be able to make a profit from income.
The management claims that after the crisis we will still become stronger. And when the crisis is over, then we will count who will be the fools.
Portal "Eternal youth" www.vechnayamolodost.ru11.01.2009